Do you have a degree in English Language, Billy Boy? I thought not. Now sod off with your red and green pens and leave me to write me essay.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Microsoft Works: My favourite oxymoron
I'll tell you who's an oxyMORON: Bill Gates. I bloody have the grammar and spell checker on Microsoft. It wants me to write stupid things. I'm writing an essay at the moment and I wrote that 'the world can see our pages'. Grammar check says that I am wrong. It wants me to write that 'the world can sees our pages'.
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how do you know bill uses red and green pens? Nobody writes in red or green unless they are a teacher! I bet he uses a blue pen and i reckon it's probably a fountain pen too, the flash git! Anyhow, hows your finger? Are your posh silver plasters working?
He underlines the bits of my essays he doesn't like in red and green. Ok, so it's not actually him, but he invented Microsoft Word so I blame him for it! My finger is still poorly. It feels like someone elses finger when I touch it. The plasters did make me fell better though. Hoorah x
Yay for silver plasters then!!!!!! YAY!
Yay for silver plasters then!!!!!! YAY!
i didnt mean to type that twice. boo
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