Friday, April 21, 2006

Ele-fight

Something has been puzzling me for a few weeks now. Who would win in a fight: one elephant sized duck or twenty duck sized elephants?

4 comments:

tenacious lee said...

thats really tricky that, i reckon tho............(big drum roll)....... the 20 teeny heffalumps would win. just think , all them tiny trunks whipping the duck would arouse it then they could all charge in with their tusks! Or if they all flapped their ears at the same time maybe they would create a wind so strong it would blow the duck away! DId i think about that to much? Oh spread the tenacious lee brand to anyone you know that looks at weird peoples blogs. And tell me how to add links to mine. i could really sit here and type shit all night long..... whats wrong with me. Arrrrgh.

tenacious lee said...

Right i'm confused. ......hahahahaha i can't shut up! that's not whats confusing me though. I left a comment about your eli-fight and it still says you have 0 comments but when i click on that my comment appears so i don't know if you'll ever hear what i think about a giant duck fighting teeny elephants( how cute would a duck sized elephant be by the way? But on the flipside how fucking scary would a giant duck be, i have a slight phobia of flappy feathery birdies) i've lost everything i was thinking about so i'm going to bed

sarahfisch said...

I'm terribly glad you asked. I'm gonna guess the mini-phants will beat the ginormous duck, mainly because of the teamwork element; and though of greater size, the giant duck (I'm presuming) will be working alone. Furthermore, I now really want a duck-sized elephant, and will not rest until I acquire one.

OCPD said...

You make a good argument. If you do find a duckyphant retailer you'll have to let me know!