This week I have mainly been obsessed with drinking. I haven't really had any cigarettes (for 5 months now!) or done any roller blading: just loving the Father Ted references this week. Really? Nooooooooooooooo!
I got my student loan on Thursday and of course it was a long bank holiday weekend. It would have been rude not to have gone out and got absoulutely hammered for three nights running. It was all fun and games until I woke up on Saturday, still pissed out of my face, and tried to slice frozen bagels for my breakfast with a huge knife and chopped right into my finger. Whoops! It was one of those stupid moments that could have easily been avoided if only I owned my own brain. I'm telling you, time share is all well and good for holiday houses. When it come to brains, however, I suggest you put in that extra investment and fork out for one of your own.
p.s. Mary, please can I have use of the brain on Friday, Monday and Wednesday?
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sure darling, you may have the brain, but I must warn you, ive made some minor alterations. hope you like ferrets.
Great! So now, not only does my brain have to serve two people, it also stinks of wee and wants to bite my fingers off.
oh dear god me & ciaran laughed our bootattacks off and it was piss funny second time too....... love yooooo xxxxxxxxx
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