Saturday, August 04, 2007
Miss sis
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Why, Flying Spaghetti Monster? Why?
Why did the shop, despite being dead all morning, fill up as soon as I sat down to eat my lovely hot soupy lunch?
Why have you not tried this before?
Why do birds suddenly appearevery time you shout 'ninja' and punch me in the face?
I found god...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying+spaghetti+monster&i=1
He touched me with His Noodly Appendage. It was not good.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Is it bad....
Chas cheered up. Two whole slices of fried bread and a roll of pale pink sausage meat. It tasted queer. But he was starting to like the queerness.
How will I keep a straight face when I read it to my new class? Let's just hope there's no talk of semis.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Sleep blame
She fell asleep on the armchair after lunch. Whilst asleep, she said in a loud voice,
"Catherine did it." Cheers.
He he x
Thursday, July 19, 2007
3 is a magic number
-Went to a school play on the wrong day
-Put Persil in the dishwasher
-Broke the mop by mopping too hard
3 things that are currently annoying me:
-Victoria Beckham's overuse of the word 'major'
-Rain, rain, rain and more rain
-Lack of Diagnosis Murder in the afternoons
Number of school plays I have seen in the past fortnight: 3
The year group I will be teaching in September: 3
Glasses of Pimms I will drink tonight: 3
Three ya later x
Monday, July 02, 2007
Cakey cakey cake cake
The coffee cake was made from:
6oz self raising flour
Half a teaspoon of baking powder
Half a teaspoon of salt
5oz caster sugar
4oz margarine
Egg replacer made up to the equivalent of 2 eggs)
1 tablespoon instant coffee dissolved in 3 tablespoons of soya milk
2oz crushed walnuts
Mix all the ingredients together and bake for 30 mins in a greased cake tin at gas mark 7.
I actually made two cakes of this size and sandwiched them together. I also made twice this chocolate mocha icing:
1 and a half cups of icing sugar
A third of a cup of cocoa
A quarter of a cup of margarine
Half a teaspoon of vanilla extract
1 teaspoon of instant coffee
2 or 3 tablespoons of soya milk
I know it's strange it being in different measures but it is because the recipes are from different places!
Yum. Make it now and post it to me. Do it.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Tripping heck
I took a school trip today. It was quite amusant. The things that the kids got most excited about were; the clock on the bus; the tv on the bus and the bus seat arm rests.
The trip, however, was not as funny as my dance class tonight. I was the most rubbish I have ever been! We started a new routine and it's based on Lindyhop moves. Damn that Lindyhopping. It has defeated me once again!
I do not not not like being defeated! *sound of hooves stomping*
P.S. I woke up with "Grandma's key" written all over my neck yesterday. Just another normal day.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Grandma's key
The Giant African Landsnails are even more exciting than expected. Last week I cleaned out the tank and put some new moss in for them. They all went crazy and hung upside down from the lid. I spoke to the guy who lent them to us and he said they were being stroppy because they were cross with me. I took a firm 'like it or lump it' attitude with them and it turned out that they actually liked the moss. In fact, they liked it so much that they had a very busy weekend laying lots of eggs. There was me thinking that the science lesson on snail mating was a wasted hour!
I know it's a little evil, but I also enjoy how much the snails freak some people out. It makes me chuckle to myself when people get the heebie jeebies over them. Ok, so it's a lot evil. Frigging funny though.
10 more sleeps until I'm done x
P.S. I read an article in the paper at the weekned about a family who bought a zoo. It made me want a zoo.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
From Clementines to Mandarin
Sorry I haven't written in ages. I'm such a spoon. Lots of stuff is going on at the mo. I am 17 working days off being a qualified teacher and loving my current placement. Our topic this half term is minibeasts, which means we can spend loads of time outside looking under rocks and pretending to be butterflies. It also means I get to have some giant African landsnails in my classroom. It is so so so exciting!
I am trying to teach the kids to do the register in Mandarin Chinese but I'm really stuck. I have got as far as teaching them 'hello' but I can't find an accurate translation for 'sandwiches please' or 'hot dinner please'. Can any one help? I really hope so.
Love and ladybirds xxx
Thursday, May 24, 2007
I got the freaking job.
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Hot hot hot
Roll on Summer holidays and crispy brown skin!
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Maths + Year 1 = yuk
6 year old: 14
Me: That's 1 more than 13. What yould 10 more than 13 be?
6 year old: 12
Give me back my Year 6 class!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Everybody's going to love today
"Go on, admit you love me," I said.
"Yes, for some strage reason," he replied
"How rude. I think you'll find you love me for lots of strange reasons!"
Friday, April 20, 2007
On the war path!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Frozen Bagel Finger
In happier news, that means I've now not smoked for 1 year and 5 months. Hoooray. Hence, I'm quite looking forward to the smoking ban. It should also mean that I have more money, however, I'm still waiting for my student loan to come through so I'm poorer than the flea that lives on the church mouse's bedding. To make matters worse, I'm not drunk. Maybe I could sell my share of 'the brain' to fund a night on the town. Any takers?
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Dragon ahoy!
I'm in week three of my four weeks of holiday and I am love love loving it! It's so sunny. I just wish I didn't have so much work to do.
I've been doing all kinds of exciting things. Last week I went out with my sister and her two lovely kiddies. I joke about spending time with them saving me saying my Hail Marys, but I had an ace time. Our hot topics of conversation were whose hands look older, whose knuckles are fatter and the price of dishwasher tablets, yet I still had lots of fun!
I tried dragon fruit yesterday. The texture was a bit like kiwi fruit but it didn't really taste of much. It was kind of what I imagine your puke would taste like if you'd eaten nothing but melon and kiwi fruits for a year. I don't think I'd buy one again as, at £1.99 a pop, I'd rather have some kettle chips.
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Lose weight or get your miaowy back!
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
I asked for snow
However, Matt and I got the train to Manchester on Saturday. It was nice. We went round town and to the imax to see 300. The screen was much bigger than my arse, and that's saying something. After going for a yummy Chinese, we set off home on the train. Three trains, a bus and an hour later we arrived home grumpy and cold. Public transport sucks. More than driving. Definitely more than driving. Also, the train tickets cost us £24 and not one person checked them the entire time! Ho hum.
I have been reading 'The Naked Jape' by Jimmy Carr the last few weeks. It's sooo funny! I have had many embarrasing laughing out loud in public moments and told far too many jokes. Hey, what the hell. Here's one more:
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony!
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Bring on the snow
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
This week I have mainly been very over-excited!
You don't think so? Well it did! I have had such an ace week! We went to South Lakes Wild Animal Park near Barrow-in-Furness on Tuesday. It has earned a place in my list of top 3 favourite zoos. There were also meerkats, otters, tapirs, cheetahs, baboons, bats, monkeys, hippos, lions, tigers and bears, oh my. The only way it could have got higher on the list was by having a capybara or some guinea pigs.
The lemurs run wild in the zoo. I want a pet lemur! Or a zoo.
We got completely lost on the way there and ended up doing a 40 mile detour. If a man ever tells you that his sense of direction is amazing, bear in mind he may be exaggerating. I let Matt drive home and I navigated! However, he redeemed himself by being the best boyfriend in the world in every other possible way! He wanted an iPod shuffle like mine for Valentine's Day. We got to the shop to find that they have just started selling pink ones. I got the new pink one and he got the silver one. He rocks! I love him more than lemurs. Even more than meerkats.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Rocking!
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Put your hands up in the air
I went to the Lake District today to do the safety checks for the school trip I'm taking up there. Hannah (my teaching partner) and I got totally lost and just spent most of the morning driving around trying to find the place we were meant to be going to. They really shouldn't let two blondes be in charge of a vehicle! Also, there was a really loud roaring noise at one noise at one point and I was pretty sure we were going to die in a terrible Lost style incident. It was a plane!
Oh dear!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Things that are true but that I am not proud of:
2) I really quite enjoy slamming things around
3) I keep a packet of crisps on my bedside table - just in case!
4) I think some old ladies look really cool