Oh my God, Alan Carr was soooo funny! He was on at the Platform in Morecambe tonight. We tried to convince him to come for a curry with us afterwards but I think 'Taggart' scared him off! I got the funniest picture of Alan Carr running away from Kit and Gail. In fact, it is so good that I think I should hold a caption competition.... suggestions on a postcard please. Or you could just leave a comment. Whatever. There was a fair bit of heckling going on - mainly from our group (well, Kit to be more specific)!
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had face ache from laughing by the end of the show. When he started the show by saying 'Can someone turn the microphone down a bit please, it's making me sound camp', I knew it was gonna be a belter! His support act was proper funny too. He was talking about his OCD and said that he had to have his cutlery draw organised in the following order: forks, spoons, knives and then teaspoons, because that was the order you lay the table in. This caused me to realise that I have yet another weird little OCD habbit too! My cutlery draw has to be arranged in knife, fork, spoon, teaspoon order, beacuse that is the natural order you list cutlery in. Oh good, so it turns out I am in fact completely nuts. I take some comfort in the fact that I am not alone though. I now know at least three other people who can't eat with odd cutlery. Maybe I should start a club. Hmmmmmm. Maybe.
had face ache from laughing by the end of the show. When he started the show by saying 'Can someone turn the microphone down a bit please, it's making me sound camp', I knew it was gonna be a belter! His support act was proper funny too. He was talking about his OCD and said that he had to have his cutlery draw organised in the following order: forks, spoons, knives and then teaspoons, because that was the order you lay the table in. This caused me to realise that I have yet another weird little OCD habbit too! My cutlery draw has to be arranged in knife, fork, spoon, teaspoon order, beacuse that is the natural order you list cutlery in. Oh good, so it turns out I am in fact completely nuts. I take some comfort in the fact that I am not alone though. I now know at least three other people who can't eat with odd cutlery. Maybe I should start a club. Hmmmmmm. Maybe.Anyhoo, I think I need to sleep now. I really must go to bed. I must also stop drunk blogging, but that is another issue for another time. Goddamit, even Jeremy Kyle couldn't help me! I'll finish with the quote of the evening, which came from an usher at the Platform. She shouted across the room after the show had ended, 'It's easiest from behind'. It wasn't even intentionally rude. Give that lady a medal! Also, thanks to all for a cracking night and to Gail for organising it! xxxxx
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nice Dress you look like all pretty and lady like. Dammit im gonna stop reading your blog, im like wow catherine does loads of cool stuff, and ooooh nice top, and hey her friends look cool, and dammit that spot is huge, oh no thats my reflection, ha ha ha xx
ps i want to be a tree x
Thanks matey moo. Good luck with the tree thing. I would start by eating acorns. No. Screw that, it makes you sick. Ha ha ha xxx
pps i would also like to add that i like your blog, it is both humourous and well interspersed with links, and best of all well punctuated. Its actually got better, im going to resave it to my favourites, and i never have to return to this dark time without it, he he. Oh by the way what is this cocktail stick for Catherine?xx
acorns, ahem, so you fell out of a cloud did you fairy girl? heh heh heh x
I believe so! xxx
Cocktail sticks? Eh?
I can't drink Diet Coke from a can.
I can't have one hand wet and one hand dry.
My socks have a little tiny spot of color on the heel, and they come in three different colors. I must match them.
My sock issues run so deep that I get annoyed when my son walks around with baggy socks.
But my silverware goes like this: big fork, small fork, small spoon, big spoon, and knives are sideways along the bottom. Although that's not my choice, the tray is that way.
That makes me feel a bit better! Glad not to be alone in my freaky OCD issues!
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