Happy Birthday Puke! Next year, for God's sake, don't have your birthday meal at Bistro Gerry! It was a very very funny night and there was much vodka involved. It was ace to see all the family and catch up with everyone. The food was poo though. They tried to charge me £13.50 for a plate of mushy veg due to the fact that the chef had to use 'a lot of pans' to make my meal. As if! They also slapped a £20 service charge onto the bill and the waitress was a right miserable cow. Needless to say, I didn't pay full price for my meal and we didn't pay the service charge either. Tiggis next time, me thinks! It's right across the road, the food is yum and there's usually at leats one hot waiter! Would I go back to Bistro Gerry? Yes, but I'd have to order two meals: one for me and one for the guy holding the gun to my head! (Jenny and Kassra, I know you know!)
On a more serious note, my fish is poorly. Boo hoo hoo! I think he has dropsy. He is all puffed up and his scales are standing on end. He looks so chubby and sad. I think he'll be ok though, he just needs antibiotics. Get well soon Ebo xxx
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Crikey dude even i got the friends food critic reference. Subtle like a brick. Josie, the girl i pulled used to work with Matty and Dan at the Works.Its such a small world. Thanks for my b'day prezzie from you pair.I was laughing my ample bosoms(is it 1s or 2s'?)off in the acr, its wicked.I must've looked well retarded to other people on the road. Retards rock!!!
that should be car not acr!!!
You spelt bosoms right. Well done! You get a gold start for that. Glad you liked your pressie xxx
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