Hey doooods,
I took a school trip today. It was quite amusant. The things that the kids got most excited about were; the clock on the bus; the tv on the bus and the bus seat arm rests.
The trip, however, was not as funny as my dance class tonight. I was the most rubbish I have ever been! We started a new routine and it's based on Lindyhop moves. Damn that Lindyhopping. It has defeated me once again!
I do not not not like being defeated! *sound of hooves stomping*
P.S. I woke up with "Grandma's key" written all over my neck yesterday. Just another normal day.
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Ha ha im hijakking your blog, this is a super duper essay blog by me, right here, i always fancied having one, but cant rightly be arsed to do one, and dammit yours will be so much better even if i did, so ha ha your comsider your blog blagged. (and now to bore the world to tears - sorry nobody might ever read this again) Your blog when you send it, is always the highlight of my day, funny, funny, funny. Im quite sure that you should write a column for a newspaper and get paid for your hilarity, i think it would get a mass following, think of all the hysterically amusing anecdotes you have just from your family, the postman shooting, the breaking into garden centres for a jaccuzi at 4am & getting arrested in your swim shorts (david not you just to clarify), the skirt tucked into knickers incident, the funeral and fatboy slim episode, the many many many poo unfortunatacies. We have always said, god you couldnt make this stuff up! However theres always the possibility that its only funny to me! Ah well, can you write articles just for me, it would keep me happy, and i can pay you one mouldy grape per piece, and you can include that in your salary for your mortgage. More than generous! Question, do you like your dance class? Why do you still go if you are so bad? Are you just refusing to be beaten by it or is it also lots of fun? Is this turning into an essay, oh god yes, ha ha, i think its longer than your last 4 posts put together. WRITE MORE ITS SO ENTERTAINING PLEASE!!! I really really want to come to the street dance class with you one time so we can be crap together. I may even pretent to be disabled as payback from france. I might not pretend and they might think i am anyway. Ha ha. Im REALLY sorry for writing non PC coments in your blog, or if ive offended anyone, its just catherine and i are so very very uncoorinated we actually need an excuse. Infact most disabled people put us to shame with their talents, have you seen those people on the bbc2 advert doing basketball dancing? I on the other hand can barely go a half hour without some major clumsy catastrophy, often in public, its so unfair. hmmm, and thats me, see ya xxx
Good.
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