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Hiya,

Long time no write....ooops! I've had two of my exams now and have only one left to go now. Yey! Roll on Wednesday. I'm gona get so drunk that I may even be sick on myself a little bit. Someone has puked in the alley next to my house and it looks like vimto and rice. My favourite!

Anyway, that's slightly off topic. Happy birthday to the lovely Jenny, who turns 22 today. The picture on the left is the picture of her from the card I made for her. I just left her an answering machine message of me and Matt singing 'Happy Birthday' down the phone. I doubt it will be the best present she gets, but I think she'll be moved by it. She went to see Take That at the weekend. I'm hoping their singing was better than ours. I am so jealous! She better not be having Mark Owen's babies!


It's been mine and Matt's 5th anniversay this weekend and it's been ace. We went up to Kendal today, for a random drive around the countryside and then went out for tea to The Sultan. I had my first Madras, and man it was hot! Matt bought me a wicked pink straw hat. It is well ace!

Finally, congratulations to baby Ellie, who crawled for the first time last week. You'd better watch out Ciaran, she'll be up and running and chasing you before you know it!

Next time I blog I will have finished my degree. How scary is that!?! Ta ra xxx

Dear Cat...

Dear Cat,

It has been 10 days now. Enough is enough: I'm going to have to move you on. I was kind enough to let you sleep on the bed, but I draw the line at sharing the pillow with you. I have been very patient with you but I am sick of waking up with two paws full of claws stuck in my forehead for daring to move in my own bed.

I bought you a bed. I even put a nice little blanket in it for you. What's with your reverse snobbery? It's just like all the toys we bought you that you never play with. You'd rather play with a cork or a bit of tinfoil.


As if that wasn't bad enough, you are now stopping me from doing my revision. It has to stop.

Why are you being so mean to me?
I am hurt.
A plague o' both your funny little eyebrows!

Yours Hatefully,

The hand that feeds you x

Ha Ha, not so much

Sorry for my blog-slacking. There is plenty going on at the moment, but not much that is very entertaining or that I can really write about. Here are a few things though:

1) Apparently, Tenacious Lee is not the only one who was puzzled by 'chinny reckon'. Maybe it is just a Northern thing? Anyhoo, it is in the Urban Dictionary, so you can check that I haven't just made it up.

2) Happy Star Wars Day: May the Fourth be with you (...and also with you).

3) My little brother gave my mum's cat sleeping tablets. That may be taking animal testing a bit too far

4) My first exam is two weeks today and I am so not ready yet!

5) My cat has commandeered my pillow. Not only do I have to fight for bed space and duvet coverage, I now have a battle for pillow space too. I wish I was a bat. Bats don't have these problems. Lucky bats.